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Onion – Economy Failing Because U.S. Built On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds

I write for the onion's videos. here's an oldie but a goodie!

Sell Yourself

I created a web series for DailyMotion about two commercial actors failing to sell out. Here's one!

George RR Martin Procrastinates

A sketch about why we haven't seen Winds of Winter even though it's been seven years.

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McSweeney's

WHY I’M LEAVING NEW YORK TO LIVE IN A LARGE PILE OF GARBAGE THAT’S ON FIRE

Cracked

7 Things The Garfield Movie Got Completely Wrong

The Wall Street Journal

Toil and Trouble in Delaware